Happy start of April, felinity assembled!
Anyone out there? We are going to be returning to regular blogging, soon, I promise!
Anyway, I saw this interesting news story, a few days ago, and thought I'd share...
Elvira Mistress of Felinity
Scientists have scientifically proven that cat farts can improve the health of humans!
The scientists collected a collection of cat farts and unleashed them in a room full of test subjects, over 4 months.
Paramedics were on stand-by, in case things didn't work out as hoped for anyone.
Professor Harry Nawgin told a network newscast:
“We all suspected the power of the cat fart but we wanted to prove their potency, if possible. We collected a load of cat farts, every month, and put them in a jar. Then we locked our volunteer test subjects, male and female of different ages, white, black, hispanic, asian, daily, in the room to see what happened. Their physical and mental health began to show signs of improvement by the end of the 1st month, and got steadily better and better. The results were remarkable across the board. I think we proved our point.”
For any curious cats you can read the full report here.
Flicka said:
APRIL FOOL! But very clever and inventive! You kitties are something else.
Posted by: dianne Mason | April 02, 2019 at 09:13 PM