Daddy Kiril Saw Burger King Has "Dog " on It's Menu, Tries to "Have It Your Way"

Good evening felinity assembled!

Sneakers the Texian Tuxedo, here...

While this post is not about cats it DOES have as its inspiration one of the most memorable and controversial blog posts in the career of Mr. Nikita, our founder, so stick with me.

 

For 40 years the human fast food restaurant, Burger King, told its customers they "have the right to have what you want, exactly when you want it." Because "on the menu of life", the customer was special and "the almighty ruler".

Being a fan Daddy Kiril was understandably concerned when he saw something, at a local BK, last night.

Had something changed? Was BK really now selling what the huge sign seemed to imply it was selling? Was there enough customer interest, in America, in Texas, to justify this new item and was it even lawful?

The Houston Livestock & Rodeo was now in full swing, after all, so who knows, right?

Anyway, he went to the website and filled out the customer contact form, submitting a 500 character letter sharing his experience at the store....

 

 

Dear BK,

I've been a fan for yrs.

Last night on the bus, passing the Long Point/Gessner store, in Houston, with the large billboard & message saying "Try Our New Grilled Dogs" I was troubled.

I went in & ordered Rottweiler from the puzzled cashier.

I tried to order Boston Terrier to more puzzlement.

When Chihuahua didn't work & I mentioned the sign the poor man finally got red-faced & laughed in understanding.

Is it possible to let store management know to add "Hot" in front of "dogs"?

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Will daddy get a response?

Hee, hee!

What prompted him to pull this little stunt?

Well, back when Nikita had just begun this blog he was inspired to write a lengthy blog post, accompanied with some fun, specially made photos, on a very serious, and frightening, subject for cats (and dogs, too, but that's a whole other story all it's own).

 

As he wrote at the time...

"Humans can go on guilt trips over their feelings about the cultural practices of other peoples all they want, but I'm not Human, I'm a Cat, and some of my distant cousins could be the ones being tossed into the pot, or slipped between Sesame Seed Buns, and slathered in sauce with pickles, and lettuce on top!"

 

 

Healthy Living Thru Cats: An Expose

One more thing...this morning Daddy Kiril went to the BK up the street from where we live and bought one of the new Chili Cheese Hot Dogs and proclaims it very tasty!

Comments

[jansfunnyfarm]

A little humor there, huh? :)

[Samantha & Mom]

Hehehehehehehe!!! Hope all is well with everyone!!
Hugs,
Samantha & Mom

[Ellen Pilch]

Your Dad is silly :) I prefer the whopper junior.

[da tabbies o trout towne]

hay ewe gals.....de food servizz gurl waz at her folks place thiz week oh end & de commercial for "dawgs" at BK came on....her started laffin & laffin....her mom asked....whatz sew funnee....de food gurl ree plied....ask sneakers !! ♥♥♥

[Miss Sneakers the Texian Tuxedo]

Glad everyone liked Daddy's adventure! :-D