Good evening Felinity Assembled!
When Daddy got home, around 1am, Elvira Mistress of Felinity was soooo excited she found herself on the wrong side of the door, for 10 minutes, while Daddy frantically checked every nook & cranny of the apartment looking for her, until he heard a loud ( for her! ) meow from outside. :-D
(Coming in late? The evening got its start here)
After letting Daddy sleep in, and after we had breakfast, it was time for us to check out the Swag Bag.
The bag, promoting, Kitty Bungalow Charm School for Wayward Cats, the benificiary of the evenings fundraising, was full of all sorts of interesting things. :-D
It took a little effort but I finally persuaded Elvira to stop smelling the bag long enough to help me empty the contents onto the floor (With a little help from Daddy, too!). :-D
At first, we were both plumb flumoxed!
Who's Nick Chavez, & what the heck did he put in that bottle that I, or Elvira, would want Daddy to put on our fur?
What's this White Musk stuff,, and what does "Eau (Ewww?) de Toillette" have to do with us?
Why would a Cat need eye liner & claw polish?
And why is Daddy over on the bed laughing at our puzzlement?
Turns out this stuff is for HUMANS! Specifically the Female of the Species. :-D
After properly dismissing all that stuff from our minds we checked out the Good Stuff!
There was a piece of chocolate for Daddy, and a paw shaped keychain from People Pets.
There was a large lid for wet food cans, , and $1 off coupon (5 lb. bag or larger, or case of wet foot) from Natural Balance Pet Foods.
There was an informative brochure promoting the work of the Found Animals Foundation, in LA & Downey, Ca.
There was a small pet sweater, from American Apparel, that I KNOW I'm too big for and, so far, Elvira is strenuously proclaiming, "Uh, Uh, NOT ME!" :-D
There were 3 items from Daddy's Sponsor, Hartz, 2 of which were of great interest to Elvira, & I. :-D
There was a big bottle of something called Nodor, a "Litter Spray".
Apparently there are Humans out there who have issues with the sweet smell of Liquid Presents Felines leave in the Litter Box.
Why? Don't ask me! Our Motto, here at Feline News Network, is "We Report, & Opine, You Hiss, Purr, or Otherwise Decide!" :-D
Safe for Humans, and Cats, this stuff supposedly doesn't clump the litter, leaving that job to us when we go potty. :-D
Daddy's never complained about OUR Presents. :-D
Elvira, & I, got excited about the other 2 items, believe you me!
An 8 pack of Just for Cats Midnight Crazies Balls means we will not run out for years, if at all. :-D
The little bag of Crunch 'n Clean Cat Treats didn't last long, as you can tell by the above photos.
Even Elvira found them to her liking! :-D
So, there ya have it!
The Swag Bag wasn't without something of interest to Cats in it and, who knows Elvira may eventually be persuaded to model that sweater. :-D
Hmmm, I figured you'd haf a bag full of Temptashuns and Fancy Feast.
But those Midnight Crazies Balls are the absolute bestest.
Sol and I haf two full packages of them in play.
Posted by: KC | August 16, 2011 at 12:48 AM
Elvira, don't allow that sweater near you!!!!
The other swag (the cat stuff at least) looks pretty cool!
I don't count the litter spray cat stuff, btw - that is definitely something for humans!
Posted by: Sparkle | August 16, 2011 at 02:16 AM
Looks interesting.
We hope Elvira never decides she wants to lead the fashion trend and try the eyeliner and claw polish.
We think she looks lovely just as she is.
Posted by: jansfunnyfarm | August 16, 2011 at 11:48 AM