Good evening Felinity Assembled!
Saints, and Sinners, alike. ;-D
Nikita, here.
In case you have been napping, and snoozing all week, I think you should know that something the Humans call "The Rapture" may occur at 6pm Saturday, and the "End of the World" is scheduled for October 21st.
Some very old preacher, named Harold Camping, has convinced lots of Humans, around the world to give up all they own because, after the 2 dates above, they will no longer have a use for any of it.
He also has been imploring the rest of the world to prepare themselves accordingly.
Sooo, this post is meant for your Human, especially if your Human is sure that he, or she, will be among the Chosen on these dates.
What have they done for you lately? Are you taken care of? Have you asked?
This is especially important for you Kitties who have not been Baptised, Saved, or whatever the religion you follow says Ceiling Cat requires of you in the practice of your faith.
It is even MORE IMPORTANT for all you sinners out there, all you Kitties who have, well, um, you know far better than me, what you have done, hee, hee! ;-D
All is not lost, though, and you need to alert your Human of this site I am going to mention next.
Your Human, has committed his, or her life to Jesus. You know HE, or SHE are Saved, but you are not so sure of yourself. When the Rapture comes what's to become of YOU when you are left behind, and don't go to Rainbow Bridge, or elsewhere?
Have no fear, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets is here!
They are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists (They don't believe in Ceiling Cat, or the Human Religions either.) who don't believe anything is going to happen as this preacher dude predicts.
They are in 26 states and, for a fee, will come, and get you, and take care of you for the rest of your life!
The FAQ Page is quite a read. ;-D
Go ahead, and check them out, and get your Human to do so, as well, if you are so inclined...
Elvira Mistress of Felinity, & I, aren't concerned that the world will end when THIS knucklehead says so, so Daddy Kiril ain't going nowhere, and neither are we...um, hee, hee! ;-D
****UPDATE - 4 HOURS AFTER THE TIME OF THE SUPPOSED RAPTURE****
Daddy Kiril went to Inspiration Point, along the coast in Newport Beach, Ca..
His plan was to be there for this supposed event, take pictures, and notes, for a follow-up to this post...
Elvira has been looking out the window toward the stairs since 9pm.
I joined her at 930...and I don't usually do that...
****END UPDATE****
****UPDATE 2 - 1130pm****
Daddy's home!!!
He got home a few minutes after my first update!
I would have posted sooner, but Elvira & I were so happy to see him, and then we had to have our Kibble.
Boy, does he have a story to tell! ;-D
For now, though, we are all off to bed.
****END UPDATE****
Mom has been hearing a lot about this lately.
She isn't worried about going anywhere, either.
We will all be safe and sound at home.
I love that Eternal Earth-Bound Pets operation.
I think it's really cool.
Herman
Posted by: Karen Jo | May 21, 2011 at 02:40 AM
Great post!
Our beans won't be going anywhere anytime soon!
Posted by: Cats of Wildcat Woods | May 21, 2011 at 09:03 AM
Well, it's 4:05PM EDT and it would seem that Asia and Europe are just ticking along normally, no "rapture" at all.
Gee, what a surprise.
And here the mom shaved her legs and all, just to get ready. :-P
Posted by: Fuzzy Tales | May 21, 2011 at 03:06 PM
Not happening today.
That person, and I use the term loosely, doesn't know diddly squat.
I thought the Eternal Earth-Bound Pets site was interesting.
Useful service if you don't have family to take the pets.:D
Posted by: Mog | May 21, 2011 at 05:00 PM
There's just one problem with those Earth-Bound Pets people.
Since they're a bunch of righteous, kind-hearted folks, they could well end up raptured themselves for their good deeds.
Posted by: Rahel | May 22, 2011 at 06:45 AM