It's Never too Early to Get in the Chrissymouse Spirit! My 2 Poems!

Yes, yes, I know Santa Paws has come, and gone, and it's months until Chrissymouse Season comes again!

So?

I got a couple of poems I gotta move here, from the old place, and I ain't gonna wait no 11 Months to do it! ;-D

SANTA PAWS IS COMING TO TOWN 

(With Apologies, um, hee, hee!)

(I just got back from a lovely trip
to a secret place full of fun, and play.
I stopped off at the North Pole
to spend a holiday.
I called on dear old Santa Paws
to see what I could see
He took me in his workshop
And meowed his plans to me, so...)

You better watch out!
Better not scratch!
Better not pout!
I'm telling you why,
Santa Paws is comin' to town.

He's making a list
and checking it thrice.
He's going to find out who's naughty and nice.
Santa Paws Is Comin' To Town.

He sees when you're sunning.
He knows how often you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good.
So be good for Kitty's sake!

You better watch out!
Better not scratch!
Better not pout!
I'm telling you why,
Santa Paws is comin' to town.

With loud Kazoo and little toy drums,
rootie-toot-toots and rum-a-tum tums.
Santa Paws Is Comin' To Town.

Cute battery operated mousies that scoot across the floor,
Krinkle toys, plastic balls, and Cat Treats too.
Santa Paw is comin' to town.

The Cats and Kittens in the CatBlogosphere
will have a jubilee.
They're going to climb a big Cat Tower,
next to the Chrissymouse tree.

You better watch out!
Better not scratch!
Better not pout!
I'm telling you why,
Santa Paws is comin' to town.

 

 

Have a Meowy, Purry, Chrissymouse

(With Apologies, um, hee, hee!)

 

Have a Meowy, Purry, Chrissymouse;
It's the bestest time of the year
I don't know if snow there will be 
But have a cup of Nip Beer.

 

Have a Meowy, Purry, Chrissymouse;
When looking out the window
Wave to the people passing by
And meow at those you know.

 

Oh Ho the mistletoe
Hung where you can see;
Your Human cares for you;
Kiss him or her once for me.

 

Have a Meowy, Purry, Chrissymouse

And in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly have a Meowy, Purry, Chrissymouse this year.

 

Have a Meowy, Purry, Chrissymouse;
It's the bestest time of the year.

 

Have a Meowy, Purry, Chrissymouse;
When you have your check-up at the Vet
Say thanks to this friend you know
for the great care you get.

 

Oh Ho the mistletoe
Hung where you can see;
Your Human cares for you;
Kiss him or her once for me.

 

Have a Meowy, Purry, Chrissymouse
And in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly have a Meowy, Purry, Chrissymouse this year.