Ol' Elvira Mistress of Felinity has a story that may interest your female human.
Does your lady human go someplace to get all sorts of beauty treatments done to make them look their best for you and your male human?
This interesting treatment may be something you might want to recommend to her.
Humans have been known to go to great lengths to sustain their beauty. That said, some would surely draw the line at using cat poop for beautification purposes.
At a Houston luxury spa, that’s the secret ingredient that goes into facials. It is at the Shitzoup Heights skin care salon, where the traditional Chinese treatment using imported Dragon Li/Chinese Li Hua excrement mixed with rice bran goes for $180 a pop.