When it comes to defending the honor, and dignity, of being a Cat, a Girl's job is never done.
It has been reported that a brave member of the Military Canine Corp participated in the raid that took out Osama Bin Laden.
I know what role they are saying it had, but you know the Military...Nikita, & I, Miss Elvira, are of the opinion that if a certain part of Osama's anatomy got bit off...it's not something they will publically admit happened. ;-D
Anyway, that's not the reason for this post.
I'm a Lady, or I'd punch out the lights of a Blogger for his comments about Cats, and our Military Prowess as a Species.
Ed Driscoll, filling in for the vacationing Instapundit, posted, without rebuttal, or comment of any sort, a link to a story called "Don’t Bring a Cat to Kill a Terrorist".
Rob Long, Editor-In-Chief of Ricochet, had these things to say about Cats, without providing any evidence, whatsoever, to backup his disgraceful, hateful, assertions:
"cats are pointless"
"In the debate of Dog v. Cat, case closed. Dogs are fierce warriors, loyal friends, hard chargers, face lickers, snack lovers, and, clearly, patriots.
They didn't bring a cat to kill Bin Laden."
Excuse me?
Dear Rob: Where in the hell do you get off making such a blanket statement about the value of Felines, individually, or as a species?
How DARE you call into question Feline fierceness in battle, loyalty, skill at Face Licking, apprecation of a good snack and, most importantly...Patriotism!!!
And how do you know that a Cat WASN'T involved in killing Osama Bin Laden?
So many conflicting reports on just what went down have been told by members of the administration, and congress, in interviews, on & off the record, the last few days I don't trust any of it except the fact that the murdering scumbag is dead.
If a Cat WAS involved, somehow, I would not be surprised if it was not something they would want to make public, sort of like names of the members of the Seal Team, or details of the stealth technology used on that helicopter that was damaged in the raid.
Let me educate you, and Ed, and your readers, about Cats and the U.S. Military.
What I'm gonna share is just that info that can easily be found online by any Human with half a working brain.
Like any Human Soldier when given a pass to go off base to relax, "intelligent, affectionate, yet loftily independent" Military Cats can get a little rowdy.
The Dept. of Defense covers up its embarrassment over this with reassuring, info rich, educational sites such as this one created in 2002: "Cat Herding on the Military Range".
6 years later the DoD, realizing that no-one was buying this story, and that word was leaking out about how Military Bases "often struggle with how to manage their Feline Military Recruits", created an education program designed to make sure Officers "Don't Let Your Cats Go AWOL! "
AWOL? As IF!
That the DoD had the nerve to post these stories when they knew damn well that Military Pussies have made, and continue to make, their mark as members of the Armed Forces of the United States, is a disgrace.
EXHIBIT A: Wizzo, the Military Working Cat! A distinguished member of the U.S. Air Force, no less!
Supply unit uses 'military working cat' to control critters.
What was that about "Pointless", Rob?
There are 'Military Working Cats' no doubt doing things that are classified, and that we will never learn about.
Then there is this that came into being shortly after 9/11:
"On September 23rd, 2001, Operation Noble Foster was officially launched to provide temporary foster homes for military and paramilitary owned cats....
Since 2001, more than 6000 people have signed up as foster volunteers and more than 5000 cats have been fostered. Our foster volunteers are proud to have made it possible for there to be many very happy reunions, and many foster volunteers have continued to foster for other military pets."
Operation Noble Foster
And there is Pets for Patriots:
"Who we serve - We’re for those who selflessly defend our country’s freedoms and the animals who love them.
What makes us different - Our sense of duty. We’re determined to make the joys of adult pet ownership achievable and affordable for the men and women of the U.S. military. One of the only organizations dedicated to these two populations, we have the power, desire and commitment to change lives every day – for the better.
What we value - Connecting people and pet in mutual friendship and companionship. We hold dear the ability to liberate adult shelter animals from near certain death and the chance to show gratitude to our country’s patriots by providing them with a new best friend.
What we fight for -Happy, loving homes for adult shelter pets and military personnel; whiskers and wet noses galore."
To many Felines, unable to serve in active service for one reason or another, being the companion to a Human member of the services, and their families, is an honor, and responsibility, taken just as seriously, and that there are Humans out there who take care of those Felines whose Humans are overseas, and have no-one else to care for their Cats, is something they are quite grateful for.
That there are also Humans who help connect homeless Cats willing, and eager, to serve their country as part of finding a Forever Home, is another reason to be grateful.
When it comes to courage, and resourcefullnes, in battle Animals are amazing, and it's not just brave Dogs, either (See our sidebar for all sorts of related resources in support of Military Animals).
Have you ever heard of the PDSA Dickin Medal: 'The Animals' Victoria's Cross' ?
The British know how to honor their Military Critters!
Only one Cat, in 1949, has ever been awarded this honor.
Simon The Feline British Naval Hero of the Yangtse Incident
OK, I think I've made my point clearly, and unequivically.
Time for a Nap.
****UPDATE 7AM - 5/7/11****
Commentors to the Ricochet piece are coming to the defense of Felines!