What type of lizard he didn't say saying only that he felt admitting to what species he was allowed others to too easily make assumptions that put him in a box he didn't belong in.
Good morning, Daddy Kiril here...
I stepped outside my apartment, the other morning, World Cat Day as it turned out, and found myself looking at the most interesting little critter on the wall just below my apartment window.
He looked up at me and asked, matter-of-factly, "Is the Texian Tuxedo available?"
Just how long he had been there I never thought to ask and he never said.
I've chatted with a lizard before, but it has been a while so I admit to being a bit startled that this one was chatting me up.
"Who's asking and why?" I replied.
When he told me he knew something about the youngest member of my feline family I told him that Sneakers was napping, but would interrupt her beauty sleep for this.
I went inside, grabbed my cell phone, a pen and a notepad and woke up Sneakers, careful not to disturb the napping Elvira and Friday.
I most certainly was not ready for what happened next....and neither was Sneakers.
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