The Elvira Factor #9: Valentine's Day Edition

Hello, Honey, Elvira Mistress of Felinity here.

I'm more than just a great looking Feline, I'll have you know!

Bold, fresh, and the most delightful Pussycat in the world!

You can call me Miss Elvira, for short, just don't call me late for dinner, treats, a nap, or a snooze!

Welcome to The Elvira Factor!

You are about to enter the No Bull Zone!

Grab your tails, Felinity Assembled, it's going to be a bumpy ride! ;-D

Now for the Meowing Points Memo:

The Humans will be acting mighty strange tomorrow, at least some of them will be, anyway...so be prepared.

It's Valentine's Day.

They will be chasing you around the house trying to get you to wear a floofy pink boa, or sweater, some fishy looking Cat collar charm, or a heart shaped ID tag, to stick on some cutesy collar, get you to try out some heart shaped new bed,  or test out the tasty new Homemade Tuna, or Sardine, Treats they slaved all morning to make, just for you, based on a recipe from those trustworthy chefs at Catster...all the while cooing sweet nothings at you, and asking "Will you be my Valentine?" over, and over, and over again....yes, even your Guy Human might be affected!

Good luck finding time to take all your needed Naps, and Snoozes!

Just sayin' is all. :-D

And that's the Memo! :-D

Next up is...My Word!

Actually, this edition, there are 2 words: Awaken, and Adoption.

Awaken, as in what happens to the Soul of any Human whose heart is touched in such a way as to allow a Feline into their home, and life, by attending any number of Valentine's Day Themed Adoption events in the community they live in.

Looking in the newspaper, or doing a simple Google, will guide you where to go. :-D

Which leads me into the Knuckleheads of the Week. :-D

 And the debut of The Knucklehead Badge. :-D (I know it's nothing fancy, but it has MY pretty face on it!)

Former Chef Anthony Robert Ahrens is a Knucklehead for serving his Cat to his Dogs, for Christmas Eve. Din Din.

Actually, he's far worse than a Knucklehead...but I'm a Lady, and it's my Birthday on Wednesday, so I'll be nice, & not go all Sassy Tortie on his sorry behind. :-D

This story is disturbing because it's not some report of the dining practices of some other nation, as Nikita has reported on in the past, but is a distasteful case of Animal Cruelty in the Good Ol' U.S. of A.

If I thought his jailers would present it to him, I'd send him a copy of the badge. :-D

Now to my Patriots of the Week...

Are you part of the Shelters, and Rescues, Associations, Societies, and Foundations, or  also volunteers, everywhere, this week, and every day, really, especially No-Kill Facilities, who give their all to make sure elegible Felines, of all ages, and some with disabilities, find their perfect Forever Home.

Thank You for all you, your staff, and volunteers, do! :-D

In our sidebar is a lengthy list, mostly of SoCal organizations, but some national efforts, and even international, as well.

Well, that's it for this edition.

Dear reader, your comments about anything you read in this post, or any other, past, present, or future, on this blog, are welcomed, and encouraged.

Thank You, and Good Day! ;-D

Comments

[meowmeowmans]

We sure liked your post, Elvira!

That chef was indeed a knucklehead (actually, we have a lot worse names to call him, but we'll refrain from doing so).

Thanks for calling us volunteers "patriots."

We're just happy to be able to help homeless pets however we can.