Meowy Chrissymouse, Felinity Assembled!
How do ya feel about Caroling?
How's your singing voice going into the Holiday Home Stretch?
Today I wrote just the song to get things started! :-D
The Neighbor's Dog Got Run Over By a Feline
By Elvira Mistress of Felinity
With humble apologies to Dr. Elmo Shropshire (Recording!), & Cledus T. Judd, not to mention poor Granma who got run over!
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The neighbor's Dog got run over by a Feline,
Headin' home from the tree in our yard Chrissymouse Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa Paws,
But as for me, I do believe.
He'd been peein' on, and diggin' up, the grass,
And Daddy couldn't make him go.
But finally he tired of his dedication,
Dashin' into the street growlin' deep, and low.
When they found him Chrissymouse mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There was a stunned look on his face,
And incriminatin' claw marks on his back.
The neighbor's Dog got run over by a Feline,
Headin' home from the tree in our yard Chrissymouse Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa Paws,
But as for me, Oh Meow, I do believe.
Now, we're all so proud of the neighbors,
They've been takin' this so well.
See them go off to the shelter,
And return with a tiny Tortie Kitten cute as hell.
Chrissymouse will never be the same without Fido,
No-one on the block wishes time would turn back.
The neighbors new Kitten is a wonder,
Gettin' them to do her bidding she just has a knack.
The neighbor's Dog got run over by a Feline,
Headin' home from the tree in our yard Chrissymouse Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa Paws,
But as for me, I purr, 'cause I believe.
Now the tuna is set before me,
The gravy on my kibble that I dig.
And my favorite Catnip Boogie Mat,
That will just make me roll around and dance a jig.
Word has spread to all Humans on our street.
"Better keep your Dogs on the property where you're at,
And teach them
How to behave around a Cat."
The neighbor's Dog got run over by a Feline,
Headin' home from the tree in our yard Chrissymouse Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa Paws,
But as for me, Oh Ceiling Cat, I do believe.
Oh Ceiling Cat, I do believe.
And, I've been a Good Girl, too, HONEST, I promise!
NOTE: Some of our best friends are Canines, but, well, there are more than a few that are just plain Bad To The Bone ( Do All Dogs Go To Heaven?: A Heated Theological Debate. -- Oh, and the author, at The Blaze, adds this, and I quote:
"I think I can live with the idea of a dog-free heaven. But if there are dogs in heaven, well, that’s alright too.
Cats, however, are a different story. Let me explain: I hate cats. There." ) !
Hee, hee! :-D
Now is this funny!
Just what I needed to start the day off!
Thanks.
Wishing you and your family the best for this holiday time!!
Posted by: Gracie | December 23, 2011 at 07:35 AM
Mommy won't go to heaven if there aren't CATS and DOGS there, she wants rabbits, horses and other furries there too.
Mommy says a heaven without animals would be hell.
Loved your song, even Fenris thought it was funny.
Somebody around here lets their dog run loose and Fenny is not amused when it comes in our yard.
Of course, he isn't amused when the grey tabby Tom comes in our yard either, especially since the bad Tom chases Fen's cats.
Posted by: Artemisia, Fenris, Socks & Scylla | December 23, 2011 at 08:28 AM
I love your Christmas carol.
It's hilarious.
Merry Christmas to all of you.
Posted by: Karen Jo | December 23, 2011 at 11:02 PM