Hello, Honey, Elvira Mistress of Felinity here.
I'm more than just a great looking Feline, I'll have you know!
Bold, fresh, and the most delightful Pussycat in the world!
You can call me Miss Elvira, for short, just don't call me late for dinner, treats, a nap, or a snooze!
Welcome to The Elvira Factor!
You are about to enter the No Bull Zone!
Grab your tails, Felinity Assembled, it's going to be a bumpy ride! ;-D
(You missed the debut? Shame on you! ;-D )
I apologize for it being July since the last edition but, as you know, life has been complicated of late around here. ;-D
Now for the Meowing Points Memo:
The alert among you will have noticed something in the right side of the header of this blog...
That Feline News Network exclusive story is what this post is all about. ;-D
The President didn't take too kindly to my report, as you can see below.
And that's the Memo! ;-D
Next up is...My Word!
The word is Disingenuous...as in lacking in candor, being less than frank (& I don't mean Barney, either!), with the White House Press Corp, the American People, Canine Americans, and Felinity Assembled.
Which leads me into the Knuckleheads of the Week...
The President is obvious, but I am also calling out my colleagues in the Press Corp, as well.
As you can see from this clip not one of those in attendance tried to take issue with the President's version of events, not even with the video, not seen, or mentioned, in the clip, but which I reference in the header, and my letter below.
Especially what appeared to be yet another miscommunication, or something, between him, and the Teleprompter of the United States, also known the world over as T.O.T.U.S. ( 6am Tuesday Update!: In a developing story, that may, or may not, be related to this latest embarrassment, T.O.T.U.S. suddenly went missing, possibly stolen, or just left on its own out of shame! ) ;-D
Now to my Patriots of the Week...
As you will see from my response to the President, below, said Patriots will have to remain unidentified for obvious reasons. ;-D
Dear President Barack Obama:
I am deeply offended by your calling into question my Journalistic Integrity, at your Sunday Afternoon Presser.
I take what I do very seriously, having learned from the best, my Mentor Nikita, and our Human, Daddy Kiril.
When word reached me about this story, from reputable Beltway Sources who shall remain nameless because the jobs of their Humans could be at risk if revealed, I didn't just take their word for it, but asked around, beyond the Canine Community, in the Bird, & Squirrel, Communities, as well.
You have not shown any proof to back up your claim about Bo, only a cute video of him romping around, with you, on an empty White House lawn.
I am, therefore, sticking to the accuracy of my report.
How you deal with the psychological issues of the 1st Dog is your business, and I hope he gets the best treatment all 1st Pets have received before him, but I felt the American Public had a right to know what I learned.
Elvira Mistress of Felinity
The Most Delightful Pussycat In the World!
Well, that's it for this edition.
Dear reader, your comments about anything you read in this post, or any other, past, present, or future, on this blog, are welcomed, and encouraged.
Thank You, and Good Day! :-D