She looked at the building, saying to herself, "I wanna be a Hooters Pussy when I grow up!"
I'm smart, cute, saucy, and vivacious!
I've got 6 Tits, all MINE, none enhanced!
I love meeting Humans, especially kids.
I'm a decent lap sitter, and working on my vocals so not to squeak.
I contribute to the Blogosphere, Daddy, and my mentor, say so!
It would be a hoot wearing that owl on a collar, or sweater, and I could promote Bass Fishing by posing, real cute, with a Fish in my mouth!
Hooters makes everyone happy, and I'm all about happy!
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The Hooters Pussy Song
All the other Cats just stare at me
Why I want to do this they don't understand you see
There's no-one to blame for what they call a catastrophe!
My one wish for my birthday is as plain as it can be!
All I want for my birthday
is to be a Hooters Pussy,
a Hooters Pussy,
a cute, and sassy, Hooters Pussy!
Gee, I wish I was
a Hooters Pussy,
I'd run around to everyone, and spread
good cheer!
It won't be long 'til my big day,
Just thinking about it makes my tail do a wiggle!
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I only was a Hooters Pussy!
All I want for my birthday
is to be a Hooters Pussy,
a Hooters Pussy,
a saucy, and vivacious, Hooters Pussy!
Gee, if I was
a Hooters Pussy,
then I would purr, and lick you
right on your ear!
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I got what it takes to be a Hooters Hottie! I can be as delightfully tacky, & unrefined, as the next gal! ;-D
Hello, everyone, Miss Elvira, here, & welcome to Tortie Tuesday, late on a Monday Night!
I was just having so much fun doing this post that I could not wait until tomorrow to share it, hee, hee! ;-D
I can hear some of you...What's Daddy Kiril doing letting her talk about tits, and Hooters, and her still a teenager for 2 more months?
What's the connection to Cats?
Daddy, & Nikita, have taught me well in a lot of things, not just passing on their sense of humor, hee, hee!
I did an investigation! All on my own!
Hooters, & The Hooters Girls, do things to help Cats, & Dogs, in need!
It's true, see...
Nov. 2008: Hooters joins Nooters (For the first time!), & Heaven Can Wait Sanctuary, to promote Pet Spay & Neuter, at Happy Paws Pet Expo, in Las Vegas.
Sept. 2009: HOOTERS for NOOTERS special event for men - a collaboration between three organizations: the Hooters Restaurant chain, the Nooters Club and the C-Snip spay and neuter clinic in Michigan.
Nov. 2010: Hooters Fundraising Event ( Hooters for Neuters - Real Men Neuter Their Best Friends! ) Focuses on Spay/Neuter, in North Carolina, as a way to raise money for the Gastonia Animal League.
POETIC INSPIRATION: With thanks, and apologies, to All I Want for Christmas are My Two Front Teeth ;-D
Copyright - Kiril Kundurazieff
Mom finks it's funny dat we has a Hooter next to a Curves (women-only werk out gym).
Hooters & Curves!
If you get to be a Hooters Pussy, can you eat teh owl?
Posted by: Victor Tabbycat | December 27, 2010 at 10:55 PM
LOL!
Not if I want to stay a Hooters Pussy, I imagine, hee, hee!
Posted by: Elvira Mistress of Pussydom | December 27, 2010 at 11:14 PM
I love that story.
I hope you do get to be a Hooters Pussy.
Posted by: Karen Jo | December 28, 2010 at 02:00 AM
Elvira, you would be the cutest, sauciest, flirt-iest, most adorable Hooters gal ever.
Posted by: KC | December 29, 2010 at 04:30 AM
What's a teenage cat think of anyway?
Very amused.
Hooters sounds like a natural for you.
Good luck adorable pussy.
Posted by: Mog | December 29, 2010 at 01:15 PM
I wint to Hooters once. It wuzn't so speshul. Maybe becuz it was in O-HI-O: Can U Spot me?
It's the last pikcher.
Posted by: Skeezix the Cat | December 29, 2010 at 08:58 PM